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Slip into something that says you’ve graduated from meetings and memos to long mornings on the porch and unhurried naps. This soft, garment-dyed tee carries the wry badge of “University of im done,” a playful send-off for anyone retiring or stepping away from the daily grind. The lived-in color and heavyweight cotton feel like a familiar sweater on the first cool day of fall. It sits relaxed on the shoulders, drapes easily over coffee cups and paperback novels, and ages with stories — the dye deepens, the seams hold, and the shirt becomes more “you” with every wash.
Wear it to farewell parties, low-key backyard celebrations, or on the first lingering morning of retirement when you finally get to decide how slow the day goes. The understated humor lands with friends who’ll nod and laugh, and the soft, durable fabric keeps it in the rotation long after the last toast. It’s not an announcement so much as a comfortable companion for the next chapter.
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL to fit a wide range of bodies
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Retirement Tee — "University of I'm Done" Funny Graduation-Inspired Shirt
$22.56
Wear it to farewell parties, low-key backyard celebrations, or on the first lingering morning of retirement when you finally get to decide how slow the day goes. The understated humor lands with friends who’ll nod and laugh, and the soft, durable fabric keeps it in the rotation long after the last toast. It’s not an announcement so much as a comfortable companion for the next chapter.
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL to fit a wide range of bodies
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean